Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The hour of the boogie man

I don't know about you, but there's nothing more frightening to me then a right winger with a microphone. Okay, maybe a Yale C-student with an Oedipal complex and the most powerful job in the world.

So, you stumped about how to scare the goblins who ring your doorbell and beg for an invitation to get Type II diabetes?

Try these.

If you don't think they're scary enough, think about a national emergency, martial law and the abolition of elections. Don't say, "boo," say "Cheney."

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