See you at the company Christmas party

Hey neighbor, as co-owners of AIG, what kind of mischief can we make today.

Do we demand the keys to the executive wash room?

Ask that the advertising agency rethink the slogan "The strength to be there?"

Apply the employee discount to our insurance policy?

Come up with a new tag for the TV ads instead of "Never outlive your money?"

Fire all those managers at the 2VP level and up?