Thursday, February 5, 2009

Another sappy Manhattan story

I always thought New York City smelled like maple syrup - poured over a puddle of vomit and urine, in a chestnut cooker fueled by contaminated diesel fuel.

Now, it turns out, I was right!

Of course, I just don't buy the whole Grade A, New Jersey Maple Syrup thing. Does it come in a bottle shaped like a refinery tank?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fenugreek! Can't live with it ,can't live without it.