Saturday, June 23, 2007

A golfer and a minister walk into a bar...

The United Church of Christ began it's anniversary synod with a letter condemning the violence of the war in Iraq. It continues today with a speech by Barack Obama.

The Travelers Championship began with a cocktail party concert by the Bacon Brothers.
Leaving far more people with one degree of separation from Kevin Bacon.

One can only guess at the conversation at hotel bars around Hartford.

God and Saint Peter playing golf, St. Peter opens up with a hole in one. His halo shines a little bit brighter. God is trying to tee off, but knocks the ball backwards down a hill. A rabbit hops out of the woods, grabs the ball, and goes running for it’s hole. A hawk swoops down grabs the rabbit and flies to 4000 ft.. From nowhere clouds form, lightning strikes the hawk, drops the rabbit, drops the ball, plunk, a hole in one. St. Peter turns to God and says, “Okay now, are you going to play golf or are you going to screw around?”

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