The plot to a new Stephen King novel: a president's daughter is waterboarded because she won't give up the location of her Hannah Montana tickets

Stephen King is refreshingly candid in his short interview published in Time Magazine this week.

And why wouldn't he be?

He's got enough money to buy the entire state of Maine. And wouldn't it be cool to have Stephen King for a landlord, except for that tapping on the wall every evening, and the voice of a little girl humming plaintively, "Nobody's Perfect."