Our ADD press

Now word from the President's press secretary that the crack White House press is showing signs of Attention Deficit Disorder. We have a president who is criminal in his abuse of executive privilege, and who has conducted an illegal war in ways that have brought moral shame down on our country.

And the press hasn't asked a question about Iraq in a month? But shots of Bush tap-dancing while he waited for his doppelganger, John McCain, are replayed and replayed on the networks?

We can elect a new president. How do we exchange the boobs with the cameras and the notebooks?