Son you were doing 65 in a 40 mph zone, and homeland security calls that terrorism

You'll notice that Homeland Security begins its rehearsal for martial law in smaller media markets where the word doesn't reach the networks as quickly. They obviously haven't considered the Google or the internets.

So, you make ask yourself, why are local law enforcement agencies handing out traffic citations during a "terrorist roundup?"

Operation Sudden Impact, eh? Glad we got those leadfooted terrorists off the highway, at least for a few minutes. They will not find traffic court in Guantanamo a day at the beach.

H/T to SF Hansen, again.