Metaphorically speaking, you were formerly just an ass but now you've dug a hole to add to your name

Creepy Joe™ says: "Relax." And while we're speaking of metaphors, he's saying exactly what Frankie Goes to Hollywood was saying in that catchy little pop hit about sodomy.

"Relax. Me and my buddy Johnny Mac are about to probe the depths of political muckery."

Strangely, CJ™ was not so sanguine when Ned Lamont was poking fun at him in the Senatorial race.



And now for a musical interlude, and in a video you've likely not seen.