And she reads a telePrompter better than both of them

Paris replies.

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It's what wrong with America, Chris

Now even the media is beginning to recognize its complicity in the dumbing down of the populace. Maybe if Dodd made his exit from the limo without underpants, he'd get the same treatment as Paris. Maybe not.

Pills and soap

With thousands dying needlessly in Iraq. With all the horrors of Darfur.
With Palestine a powder keg about to ignite the middle East. With a President who belives in science that's more hocus-pocus than hard research.

This is what the networks are spending their money on.

And this is what most Americans will pay attention to.