The Mexican border, or a Mexican meal?

Homeland Security apparatchick Michael Chertoff, has got a feeling that things could get bad. I have a feeling it's a case of too much information, but watch out if he asks you to pull his finger.

Glad to see that Chertoff is no longer relying on what has proven to be bad intelligence, and instead is getting in touch with his inner feelings.

We have reports that the boogie man will jump out of the closet....tonite!

It was a big day for twisting the truth on ABC News as George Stephanopolous hosted Creepy Joe Lieberman and Homeland Security commandant Michael Chertoff.

Chertoff claims that the United States received a secret report indicating that al Qaida was planning a "spectacular" summer of terror with attacks on airports in Prague and Glasgow.

Strangely, though totally in character, Homeland Security never shared that report with the folks in Glasgow who were just attacked. Shades of 9-11.

By the way, Chertoff also reported that his department does not have "have any specific credible evidence that there's an attack focused on the United States at this point." He just thought a nice scare would send a chill down your spine during the hot summer months.