This fish stinks from the head

Who would have guessed it. A high-ranking Vatican official caught on camera soliciting homosexual sex.

This gives new meaning to "the holy see."

If only these poor misguided clerics would admit that a.) there's nothing wrong with sex, and b.) there's nothing wrong with homosexual sex, they might not get into such hot water. Of course, they'd still have to deal with the pederasts in their ranks, and that's already proven to drain them of prestige and treasure.

And now that he feels unfettered by the Constitution, let's bring back the Inquisition

We haven't heard much lately about what his Jesus is whispering hin his ear, but our god-loving President, with his signing statements and his executive privilege is seeming downright papal.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear a claim of infallibility soon, as the CIA once again becomes the bishopric of torture once again.