The universal call of the chickenhawk

Oh how they love war. Oh how they love to push the bodies of those unrelated to them onto the firing line. Oh how they soar, away, away, swiftly away from danger. How they love the freedom they don't have to pay for. How they love their country, so much, that they would never leave its shores to fight in a war they support.

They are, the chickenhawks, proud, free, unencumbered, alive.

Braaaawwwkkk.

Go and fight your war, yourself

We can only hope that somehow, someway, George Bush sees these special commentaries by Keith Olbermann.

And if we might add, "And take your chickenhawk friends and family with you."

Chickenhawks are hatched early

This is something you must watch and distribute - young college Republicans flexing their...intellects? Amazing work by Max Blumenthal (pictured at left).

Support the homeless troops

For all the tough talk, war hawks would rather forget that the troops they so frequently tell us to support, are often forgotten when they return to these shores, broken.

They're all around us, reminders of our mistakes, our pride and our misguided patriotism.

Next time you hear a chickenhawk squawking about giving the troops a chance to complete their mission, and ask them if they ever took a destitute veteran to lunch. I can almost guarantee the answer.

Chickenhawk Lieberman Squawks

Creepy Joe can't seem to get enough of any war he doesn't have to fight personally. But a few people have had enough of him.

It may be that Lieberman suffers from attention deficit disorder. That is, when he has a deficit of attention paid to him, it amounts to a disorder in his mind. Whatever the case, his saber rattling, carries the horrible sound of apocalypse.

Another Creepy Joe vote for the Bush administration

And you thought Joe Lieberman represented you? Yesterday seven Republicans sided with Democrats in a vote expressing no-confidence in Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Joe Lieberman voted with the Republicans against the no-confidence vote. Interestingly, not a single Republican actually expressed support of Gonzales in debate before the vote.

Meanwhile, Creepy Joe reaffirmed is assertion that the U.S. should bomb Iran. He was challenged by Wesley Clark, who mentioned, ahem, that Creepy Joe is a chickenhawk. Brawwwk.

Brawwwwwk! Let's not forget Creepy Joe, Chris "Shameless" Shays and WTIC's Jim Devisive-ich

Lieberman, Shays and Vicevich are Connecticut's most noteworthy chickenhawks. Shall we sing along. Call Vicevich and dare to call him on his non-existent service record and you'll hear him sputter twice as much as he usually does.